We are all out to kill tonight


*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*

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Don’t ever compliment me by insulting other women. That’s not a compliment, it’s a competition none of us agreed to."
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psych aired exactly eight years ago (give or take a few minutes)

"gus, let’s just be clear on one thing. the only way they can absolutely prove i am not a psychic, is if i tell them. and i can guarantee you that is the one thing i will never do." July 7, 2006.

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“I just simply am not a dater. I think I have been on three official dates in my life. They are like job interviews and I refuse to be romantically employed.” (…) “I would rather have a half assed version of a relationship with someone who I truly enjoy spending time that might not want to marry me or even “officially call me theirs” then a marriage proposal to someone that just looks good on paper.”

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Does anyone know how to block tumblr recommended pages on your dash?


Favorite characters » Burton “Gus” Guster

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An accurate representation of my social skills

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